Born too late to explore the Earth, born too early to explore the Universe? Not to worry! You were born just in time to explore Lisbon with a human-like Tour-nado – me, myself and I – the one and only Portugal’s John Smith (to be explained in person). What’s there to say about such a fine specimen? I have a ponytail and I wiggle it around up and down our streets while I flood your brains with dopamine – expect a perfect blend of history, jam-packed with goofiness and good looks (not mine, the landscape!). So better strap in your belts or the Tour-nado that you’re about to experience will sweep you off your feet! Come enjoy my beloved city in good company, we have plenty of pidgeons! Portuguese, homebred | 28. Anyway, book the tour 👍